Ghostbusters (1984)

  • Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
  • Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
  • Mayor: Is this true?
  • Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
  • [pause]
  • Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.

Ghostbusters (1984)

  • Dr. Egon Spengler: I'm worried, Ray. It's getting crowded in there and all my data points to something big on the horizon.
  • Winston Zeddemore: What do you mean, big?
  • Dr. Egon Spengler: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
  • Winston Zeddemore: That's a big Twinkie.

Ghostbusters (1984)

  • Dr. Peter Venkman: Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetant?
  • Librarian Alice: My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome.
  • Dr. Peter Venkman: I'd call that a big yes. Uh, are you habitually using drugs? Stimulants? Alcohol?
  • Librarian Alice: No.
  • Dr. Peter Venkman: No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?
  • Library Administrator: What has that got to do with it?
  • Dr. Peter Venkman: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

Gun Crazy (1950)

  • Annie Laurie Starr: Bart, I've been kicked around all my life, and from now on, I'm gonna start kicking back.

Gun Crazy (1950)

  • Annie Laurie Starr: Let's go for a walk on the beach.
  • Bart: I just read an article about funerals.
  • Packett: I saw the two of you, the way you were looking at each other tonight, like a couple of wild animals. Almost scared me.
  • Annie Laurie Starr: It should. He's a MAN.
  • Bart: We go together, Annie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.

Gun Crazy (1950)

  • Bart: Two people dead, just so we can live without working!

Humoresque (1946)

  • Sid Jeffers: I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.

Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

  • Jackson Bentley: What attracts you personally to the desert?
  • T.E. Lawrence: It's clean.