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Oh, the days of bench seats.
The Miracle in your gas tank
It sucks reading about yourself in the newspaper.
The Hooded Gangnam dance troupe.
Batman has finally had it with Catwoman.
I can’t be your long, lost brother…
But don’t worry Ann, I too have a secret. Would you introduce me to your brother?
Stumbled on it accidentally?
Yeah, that’s who I will choose, the one who brings in the most whale tonnage. Brilliant.
whale tonnage - a proven method of spousal determination…
