operator99:

Oh, the days of bench seats.

operator99:

Oh, the days of bench seats.

elevenacres:

The Miracle in your gas tank

elevenacres:

The Miracle in your gas tank

operator99:

It sucks reading about yourself in the newspaper.

operator99:

It sucks reading about yourself in the newspaper.

operator99:

The Hooded Gangnam dance troupe.

operator99:

The Hooded Gangnam dance troupe.

operator99:

Batman has finally had it with Catwoman.

operator99:

Batman has finally had it with Catwoman.

operator99:

I can’t be your long, lost brother…

operator99:

I can’t be your long, lost brother…

operator99:

But don’t worry Ann, I too have a secret. Would you introduce me to your brother?

operator99:

But don’t worry Ann, I too have a secret. Would you introduce me to your brother?

operator99:

Stumbled on it accidentally?

operator99:

Stumbled on it accidentally?

operator99:

Yeah, that’s who I will choose, the one who brings in the most whale tonnage. Brilliant.

whale tonnage - a proven method of spousal determination…

operator99:

Yeah, that’s who I will choose, the one who brings in the most whale tonnage. Brilliant.

whale tonnage - a proven method of spousal determination…